For some guys, it's a car. Not me.
For others, it's a woman. Definitely not -- got a darn fine one of those already.
You might think I'm getting ready to describe a bike, right?
My midlife crisis is this job at the Des Moines Bicycle Collective. Even though I really like my current job.
Please, could some incredibly qualified, passionate bike person step up and fill this thing ASAP? I fear that if it stays open too long, I'll start getting stupid ideas like, "Well, my 401k is in the can anyway, and health insurance is overrated, and besides, I'm sure the bank would be more than happy to let a couple mortgage payments slide from time to time..."