Thursday, January 3, 2008

Something Bike-Related? Okay, if You Insist

Mileage for 2007: 2,050.

660 of those miles happened before I fell down and went boom in May.

The remaining 1,390 are currently under investigation by the UCI and the French press (mmm... French press... dark roast... crap, I just drooled in my keyboard), who suspect that I was unfairly assisted by the new titanium femur. I strongly deny these allegations, and have been peeing in a cup non-stop in the hopes of clearing my besmirched name.

When asked for comment, my wife said, "I wish he would just go back to peeing in the toilet and stop besmirching all our cups."

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