Sunday, January 18, 2009

Shameless Self-Promotion

For those who just can't get enough of my writing (or can't get your doctor to refill that Ambien prescription), I've just launched an online portfolio of my non-bikey (and "serious" -- whatever that means) writing at

As websites go, it's not terribly exciting -- just a simple all-text thing I popped up using Google Sites to see if I could. Hopefully, the content makes up for my lack of skill on the interwebs.

At this point, everything on the site comes out of my MFA thesis from THE Ohio State University (they get really haughty about that THE), circa 1998, which probably hasn't budged from its dusty, obscure corner of the THE Ohio State University library since it was shelved a decade ago.

Parallels to the Simpsons episode
Krusty Gets Kancelled (where Krusty can't get paid for dropping his pants and singing because, and I quote, "How can I sell it when that guy's givin' it away for free?") have been duly noted. Just watch for my upcoming tour with the Crazy Old Man Singers.

1 comment:

Tarik Saleh said...

old gray mare she ain't what she used to be