Ah, the used book sale, where one finds gems like the two photographed above in the Sports section.
Maybe I should have a "write a new subtitle" contest for these. Here are my entries: "How Lance Does It: Counsel Has Advised Me Not To Answer That On the Grounds That it May Incriminate Me" and "We Might As Well Win: Otherwise, What Was the Point of Taking All Those Drugs?"
I think I'd rather read that kneeboarding book instead. And I'm terrified of water.